5 lbs

I and P , one of my favor girlfriend from work, were chatting at the desk.
She suddently grabbed my bicep and said " bump it up ha".
I laughted forcedly and said " leave my mickey mouse alone, i like being skinny" .
She was so cute at being nosy " who you see and what you do, tell me" she asked.
I pointed at W and said " i want to see him and do him but he has bf" i answered her in a way that i had to come up with something.
P grined at me " oh no" .
I got up " be back one minute" i said to P .
I then went to pediatric room and weight myself. I gained 5 lbs.
I returned to P i said " sex me up...oh...set me up" .
I need no diet. I want sex. Good sex. Good man. Whatever comes first.
I am a pig. oink. oink.