self-exam

i woke up this morning with a sore to my lt shoulder and armpit. With my eyes haft opened , i walked into the bathroom and pee. It felt so good as i pee without looking at the toilet and not spill. Then i looked at meyself in the mirror. I started touching at .... the shoulder ofcourse. I raised my lt arm up and dowm, feeling for any lump or bump under my armpit. Suddently i cracked up . What the f_ck was i doing? A selft breast exam ? I walked out the bathroom into the kitchen and made a cup of coffee. what happen if a male has breast ? Then Victor has no secret.